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Mar 17 2009, 01:36 PM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Senior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 1,951 Sertai: 19-September 08 Daripada: ۞-> In Your DŽEamS ۩ <-l No. Ahli: 51 |
Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas.
Cikgu : "Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?" Murid : "Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!" Cikgu : "Rumputnya mana?" Murid : "Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu," Cikgu : "Habis tu, kudanya mana?" Murid : "Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?":peace: p/s ; apa da, cikgu, anak murid pun panggil KAU -------------------- ~If LiFe iS A gaMe, I Wish U Will Always WiN~ ~If Life Is A journey, I Wish U Will WalK On RoseS~ ~If LiFe Is A JoY, I Wish U AlwaYs Smile~ ~MaY EverY DaY BrinG U HappinesS & PeacE In YouR HearT~ |
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Mar 17 2009, 01:45 PM
Kiriman
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Timbalan Pengurus Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 2,582 Sertai: 28-November 08 Daripada: FKEKK No. Ahli: 373 |
Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas. Cikgu : "Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?" Murid : "Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!" Cikgu : "Rumputnya mana?" Murid : "Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu," Cikgu : "Habis tu, kudanya mana?" Murid : "Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?":peace: p/s ; apa da, cikgu, anak murid pun panggil KAU cite pasal KAU ke cite pasal lukisan...kalau cam tu...Abu mesti dpt A++ |
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Mar 17 2009, 01:50 PM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Senior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 1,951 Sertai: 19-September 08 Daripada: ۞-> In Your DŽEamS ۩ <-l No. Ahli: 51 |
cite pasal KAU ke cite pasal lukisan...kalau cam tu...Abu mesti dpt A++ ceritanyea pasal lukisan tu je, yg komen KAU tu aku punyea , -------------------- ~If LiFe iS A gaMe, I Wish U Will Always WiN~ ~If Life Is A journey, I Wish U Will WalK On RoseS~ ~If LiFe Is A JoY, I Wish U AlwaYs Smile~ ~MaY EverY DaY BrinG U HappinesS & PeacE In YouR HearT~ |
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Mar 17 2009, 02:13 PM
Kiriman
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Timbalan Pengurus Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 2,582 Sertai: 28-November 08 Daripada: FKEKK No. Ahli: 373 |
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Mar 17 2009, 02:57 PM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 418 Sertai: 12-July 08 No. Ahli: 5 |
anak murid skrg pandai loyar buruk..hehe.
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Mar 17 2009, 03:45 PM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 439 Sertai: 18-November 08 Daripada: Petaling Jaya, Selangor No. Ahli: 269 |
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Mar 18 2009, 09:56 PM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,224 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.
She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?". Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father." Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard." -------------------- |
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