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kiriman Mar 1 2009, 09:16 PM
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QUOTE (ganazz @ Mar 1 2009, 01:10 PM) *

ape maksud tersirat nya ni???
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kiriman Mar 3 2009, 11:06 PM
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QUOTE (qifa_87 @ Mar 1 2009, 09:16 PM) *
ape maksud tersirat nya ni???

off topix ah! coz, pompuan ni.... dia ada satu yg 9 nisbah satu berbanding ngan lelaki....well.... kenapa pompuan suka pakai minyak wangi sampai ber'pengoi'2? walaupun dia orang mesti tau bab haram nih! Nak soh org lelaki hidu? Sembur abis seluruh bodi.... ngan harapan mewangi dr nine 2 five.... pompuan ni ada satu tempat, cukup suka kalo lelaki menghidu. bukan cium! bukan kat tempat yg kebanyakan org lelaki lumrah terfikir.... fikir2 la ya.... balik test sendiri....


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kiriman Mar 4 2009, 11:58 AM
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QUOTE (ganazz @ Mar 3 2009, 11:06 PM) *
off topix ah! coz, pompuan ni.... dia ada satu yg 9 nisbah satu berbanding ngan lelaki....well.... kenapa pompuan suka pakai minyak wangi sampai ber'pengoi'2? walaupun dia orang mesti tau bab haram nih! Nak soh org lelaki hidu? Sembur abis seluruh bodi.... ngan harapan mewangi dr nine 2 five.... pompuan ni ada satu tempat, cukup suka kalo lelaki menghidu. bukan cium! bukan kat tempat yg kebanyakan org lelaki lumrah terfikir.... fikir2 la ya.... balik test sendiri....


tempat mana tu ganazz?? ketiak ke??? ko suka cium ketiak pempuan ke ganazz?? ko mmg ganazzzzzzzzzzzzz!! 24.gif


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kiriman Mar 20 2009, 05:24 PM
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QUOTE (aina_sara @ Mar 4 2009, 11:58 AM) *
tempat mana tu ganazz?? ketiak ke??? ko suka cium ketiak pempuan ke ganazz?? ko mmg ganazzzzzzzzzzzzz!! 24.gif



hahaha hface.gif
tp den der bc pper ar dlm kjian prof nth ner nth..die kte cium ktiak gurl kuat seks...
pnin jgk kple den tym tue..cm x logik jer..
jap2x korg jgn pk aku bt lak..lompang kang.. bruce.gif

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kiriman Mar 20 2009, 06:24 PM
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perli ya.... hang tak kan tak tau, pompuan sebenarnya dia sangat suka kalo laki dia menghidu bau (Bukan cium) kat bahagian perot dia gedik.gif
Lagi power guna idung tu kasi tarik bau bior sampai bunyi KHAW2!!! hface.gif nanti ada yg dok dengor sora tergelak geli!!!! rolleye0012.gif


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kiriman Mar 20 2009, 10:07 PM
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QUOTE (ganazz @ Mar 20 2009, 06:24 PM) *
perli ya.... hang tak kan tak tau, pompuan sebenarnya dia sangat suka kalo laki dia menghidu bau (Bukan cium) kat bahagian perot dia gedik.gif
Lagi power guna idung tu kasi tarik bau bior sampai bunyi KHAW2!!! hface.gif nanti ada yg dok dengor sora tergelak geli!!!! rolleye0012.gif

bau perut...kenapa suke cam tu plak..
agaknya kalau yang mengandung lagi best kot...besar sikit...byk ruang leh bau..
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kiriman Mar 21 2009, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE (aina_sara @ Mar 4 2009, 11:58 AM) *
tempat mana tu ganazz?? ketiak ke??? ko suka cium ketiak pempuan ke ganazz?? ko mmg ganazzzzzzzzzzzzz!! 24.gif

bau ketiak pompuan mmg tengik klu x pakai ape2. nk2 klu x mandi 1 ari. leh pengsan siot..!!! hahaha... leleh.gif laughing.gif
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kiriman Mar 21 2009, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE (WaKenaBeb @ Mar 21 2009, 12:42 PM) *
bau ketiak pompuan mmg tengik klu x pakai ape2. nk2 klu x mandi 1 ari. leh pengsan siot..!!! hahaha... leleh.gif laughing.gif

same aje..lelaki pompuan..bau mmg mantooppp...
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kiriman Mar 25 2009, 01:59 AM
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QUOTE (cisqo87 @ Mar 21 2009, 02:29 PM) *
same aje..lelaki pompuan..bau mmg mantooppp...



yke mantop den blum lg bau ppuan bpuluh..nt den cube...hahahaha rclxm9.gif
tp leh sesak nfas x?..seriau jugk.. 105.gif
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kiriman Mar 25 2009, 11:26 AM
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QUOTE (Carool_87 @ Mar 25 2009, 01:59 AM) *
yke mantop den blum lg bau ppuan bpuluh..nt den cube...hahahaha rclxm9.gif
tp leh sesak nfas x?..seriau jugk.. 105.gif

ade ke peluh wangi????kalau wangi..deodorants tak laku la..semua nak berpeluh aje..

tapi..kalau makan beras wangi..mesti buang angin dan peluh pon wangi..hahai..
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kiriman Mar 25 2009, 09:03 PM
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QUOTE (cisqo87 @ Mar 25 2009, 11:26 AM) *
ade ke peluh wangi????kalau wangi..deodorants tak laku la..semua nak berpeluh aje..

tapi..kalau makan beras wangi..mesti buang angin dan peluh pon wangi..hahai..



hang cisqo pndai jer...mkn beras pluh wangi ker..eeee...nk test jer bau la... rolleyes.gif
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kiriman Mar 25 2009, 11:52 PM
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Huh....bau ketiak? wacko.gif


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kiriman Mar 26 2009, 04:02 PM
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QUOTE (WaKenaBeb @ Mar 21 2009, 12:42 PM) *
bau ketiak pompuan mmg tengik klu x pakai ape2. nk2 klu x mandi 1 ari. leh pengsan siot..!!! hahaha... leleh.gif laughing.gif

BAU LIMAU!!!!! hahahaha..... ko punya amoi ka?????


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kiriman Mar 27 2009, 12:47 AM
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QUOTE (ganazz @ Mar 26 2009, 04:02 PM) *
BAU LIMAU!!!!! hahahaha..... ko punya amoi ka?????



Waaa..bau limau..limau bali ke or limau purut..hehehehe hface.gif
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kiriman Apr 13 2009, 07:11 AM
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An Ultimate Guide to Wife Commandments

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It’s your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You’ll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure… go ahead
The wife means: I don’t want you to

The wife says: I’m not upset
The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron

The wife says: You’re … so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you’re not going to like.

The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I’m beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I’m sorry
The wife means: You’ll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we’re going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I’m coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I’m not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot.

The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it.
The wife means: I’m still building up steam.

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kiriman Apr 27 2009, 09:21 PM
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kiriman Apr 28 2009, 12:16 AM
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QUOTE (cisqo87 @ Mar 21 2009, 02:29 PM) *
same aje..lelaki pompuan..bau mmg mantooppp...



hahaha...aku jual minyak..gerenti wangi satu badan...pompuan pon ramai beli... rclxm9.gif rclxm9.gif


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kiriman Jun 2 2009, 10:28 PM
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Ciri-ciri wanita berhasrat TINGGI!

1.BERANI BERKATA TIDAK

2.EGOIS DALAM BERCINTA

3.FLEKSIBEL

4.LEBIH BERGAIRAH

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kiriman Jun 5 2009, 04:18 PM
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biasalah..yang kompleks tu lah best.


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kiriman Jun 5 2009, 04:19 PM
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wow..ganazz ni gud informer lah..keep it up k..


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