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Posted on: Jan 20 2010, 11:30 AM


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QUOTE (mat.g™ @ Dec 14 2009, 09:56 AM) *
Buatlah program Google Adsense, kira mcm keje dgn google la cukup earning dan bulan dia bayar guna Western Union atau Chek... kalau buat betul2 boleh dapat USD1000 monthly tu kira ok sgt lar kan.. biggrin.gif

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camno tu? 105.gif
  Forum: Cakap Kedai Kopi · Post Preview: #19006 · Replies: 24 · Views: 27,102

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Posted on: Jan 20 2010, 11:28 AM


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Old name: ctz

I now dub your :
Drunken Slim Jimma

apo la.. tongue.gif

never drunken!
  Forum: Cakap Kedai Kopi · Post Preview: #19005 · Replies: 3 · Views: 6,422

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Posted on: Sep 11 2009, 12:06 PM


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QUOTE (ganazz @ Sep 9 2009, 04:53 PM) *
seksen 23 kot.... terlewat ATTACK!!!! orang dah balik sumer.....

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  Forum: Cakap Lawak & Jenaka · Post Preview: #18190 · Replies: 3 · Views: 6,975

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Posted on: Sep 11 2009, 12:02 PM


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eeuu...! wacko.gif
  Forum: Cakap Lawak & Jenaka · Post Preview: #18189 · Replies: 2 · Views: 5,406

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Posted on: Sep 11 2009, 12:00 PM


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terkojut den! mega_shok.gif
  Forum: Cakap Lawak & Jenaka · Post Preview: #18188 · Replies: 12 · Views: 14,725

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Posted on: Sep 11 2009, 11:58 AM


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ni kat kedah ek?
  Forum: Cakap Lawak & Jenaka · Post Preview: #18187 · Replies: 3 · Views: 6,626

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Posted on: Sep 9 2009, 04:32 PM


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QUOTE (WaKenaBeb @ Sep 7 2009, 04:07 PM) *
2 ler org pompuan. tahu start terus jalan je... biggrin.gif

abis itu jer yg di ajar.. rolleye0012.gif
  Forum: Cakap Dunia Automotif · Post Preview: #18159 · Replies: 10 · Views: 25,079

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Posted on: Sep 9 2009, 04:29 PM


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kat mn ni?
  Forum: Cakap Lawak & Jenaka · Post Preview: #18158 · Replies: 3 · Views: 6,975

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Posted on: Sep 7 2009, 03:18 PM


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A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!

Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB

"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide- By S.Walton

bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble
  Forum: Cakap Lawak & Jenaka · Post Preview: #18120 · Replies: 1 · Views: 3,899

ctz
Posted on: Sep 7 2009, 03:15 PM


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Japan...Fast!!...India....Very Very Fast!!!!

There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!” And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”


The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!

The Japanese exclaimed, “What??… so expensive!” There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!
  Forum: Cakap Lawak & Jenaka · Post Preview: #18119 · Replies: 1 · Views: 5,836

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Posted on: Sep 7 2009, 02:58 PM


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QUOTE (dawos @ Jul 3 2009, 05:20 PM) *
pastu ape yang diperhatikan lagi.. suhu enjin @ temperature @ air.. , brek(minyak brek,pad brek , bateri(penting bg kereta yang menggunakan auto) , tayar kenderaan , wiper(byk orang lupe ttg nie nanti nak jalan masa ujan tak boleh sbb tak nampak) , minyak power stering(yang takde power stering takde pun) , driveshaft(byk orang lupe tentangnye) , tayar spare ade angin ke tak(jack)

driveshaft tu aper ek? minyak power stering? oh ader ker? kena beli sendiri ek? a`ah kan tayar spare aku tu ader angin ker tak..tak cek la plak.
(auto)bateri xpernah cek lak tu..tapi baru g servis, org incharger tu ckp sblm blk raya..cek air bateri dulu..
ermmm...pusat servis tu camna, wakil servis tu cmna plak? no.gif
aku mmg taktau byk istilah2 ni no.gif
baru pakai keta dan dah kesan calar pun ...huhu.. rolleye0012.gif
nasik baik beli keta kecik jerr...
  Forum: Cakap Dunia Automotif · Post Preview: #18118 · Replies: 10 · Views: 25,079

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Posted on: Sep 7 2009, 02:45 PM


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QUOTE (WebZone-_-Attack @ Sep 2 2009, 06:46 PM) *
Belum.........

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  Forum: Cakap Dunia Automotif · Post Preview: #18117 · Replies: 27 · Views: 38,401

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Posted on: Sep 4 2009, 03:38 PM


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mari kita semua online
  Forum: Cakap Sastera · Post Preview: #18082 · Replies: 387 · Views: 189,125

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Posted on: Sep 4 2009, 03:23 PM


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tapi aku tak kisah, walau camna pun sifatnya..aku sayangkan dia. aku bukanlah seorang lelaki yang suker berfoya2 ngn perempuan,cewah!
walapun ina tu adalah kekasihku yg ke...erm? tak pasti lak brapa digitnya..
mengorat skit2 tu biasala..adat..bkn sungguh2 pun..sekadar megisi masa terluang..heheh!

mengelamun aku sampai tertidur..
alamak! dah kul roper ni..dah zohor belum?
huh! baru kul 12, nmpaknya ujan dah reda..tiber2 jer ader bunyi berkeroncong...dari perutku..lapar daa...
tanpa menlengahkan masa, aku pun g dapor..panaskan krusty crab sejukbeku ni..mmg feveret aku di kala aku tidak ada mood utk masak
dlm menikmati feveret aku tu..henfon berbunyi lagi..nmpaknya aku lupa nk off semula sebelum tertidur tadi..
dgn style moonwalk aku ke bilik utk jawab call..ops! xsempat nk jwb..

'siapa pula yg call ni", kataku separa sedar.."byknya misscall?! " jeritan batinku...
nmpknya aku mmg tidur setidur tidurnya..tak sedar plak bunyi fon tadi..

  Forum: Cakap Sastera · Post Preview: #18080 · Replies: 12 · Views: 15,999

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Posted on: Sep 2 2009, 08:59 AM


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sampai bila nk abis daa...berpinau2 mata huhu... blink.gif
  Forum: Cakap Lawak & Jenaka · Post Preview: #18032 · Replies: 1 · Views: 3,384

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Posted on: Sep 2 2009, 08:49 AM


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QUOTE (sH@m @ Sep 1 2009, 06:39 PM) *
Ehh .. dah terbalik ni .. kena makan yang ringan dulu (kuih) pastu yang berat (nasi) .. x sakit perut ke, makan cara terbalik nih?

tak lah..cool jer, bleh cover klu miss sahur..huhu..
  Forum: Cakap Kedai Kopi · Post Preview: #18031 · Replies: 16 · Views: 13,621

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Posted on: Sep 1 2009, 11:09 AM


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ganazz mmg ganazz, minum air pun ganazz..
ctz plak juadah berbuka puasa mesti nasi! lauk plak tak kisah mn2..lebih suka memasak dari beli
pas maghrib baru mkn kuih..feveret kuih utk berbuka, puteri mandi, bdk beremdam, bengkang
kuih kuaci...uhh...sedapnya!
tak bleh la plak nk citer byk2 ni..ngeh..ngeh..
  Forum: Cakap Kedai Kopi · Post Preview: #17993 · Replies: 16 · Views: 13,621

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Posted on: Aug 27 2009, 09:17 AM


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QUOTE (♦محم @ Aug 27 2009, 12:10 AM) *
sedap jugak dgr lagu tradisional ni...
bagi la review sikit ctz

ha review? blink.gif
tak pandai la plak nk review2 ni, dgr tau la.. rolleye0012.gif
mksud ctz lagu tradisional ni cam lagu noraniza idris tu and lagu2 ct nurhaliza
yg berunsur2kan irama malaysia.. hface.gif
  Forum: Cakap Kedai Kopi · Post Preview: #17941 · Replies: 2523 · Views: 660,501

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Posted on: Aug 26 2009, 10:21 AM


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layan lagu tradisional!
  Forum: Cakap Kedai Kopi · Post Preview: #17934 · Replies: 2523 · Views: 660,501

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Posted on: Aug 25 2009, 01:56 PM


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QUOTE (WebZone-_-Attack @ Apr 15 2009, 03:13 AM) *
Kalau di beri pilihan antara kereta idaman aku , dgn perempuan,

Aku akan VOTE utk kereta idaman aku dulu, baru fikir PEREMPUAN,

Ok ? 24.gif

mesti ko tak kawin lagikan? ye la ko mn dpt g kreta idaman rolleye0012.gif

(atau ko dah dpt? HEHE... hface.gif )
  Forum: Cakap Dunia Automotif · Post Preview: #17928 · Replies: 27 · Views: 38,401

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Posted on: Aug 25 2009, 01:43 PM


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so kurong2 sumer yg minat 3 series ni, tgu apa lagi..
sambar la sebiji.. hface.gif
  Forum: Cakap Dunia Automotif · Post Preview: #17927 · Replies: 13 · Views: 14,187

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Posted on: Aug 25 2009, 12:24 PM


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huu...citer ni semakin dibaca semakin menyeramkan sampai terbawa2 ,terngiang2 dlm otak
ces!
tapi nk tau gak apa motif sehingga diperlakukan sedemikian rupa..
teruskan WA..
anda mempunyai pembaca setia di sini..
tq
  Forum: Cakap Misteri & Mistik · Post Preview: #17924 · Replies: 70 · Views: 694,921

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Posted on: Aug 25 2009, 12:23 PM


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huu...citer ni semakin dibaca semakin menyeramkan sampai terbawa2 ,terngiang2 dlm otak
ces!
tapi nk tau gak apa motif sehingga diperlakukan sedemikian rupa..
teruskan WA..
anda mempunyai pembaca setia di sini..
tq
  Forum: Cakap Misteri & Mistik · Post Preview: #17923 · Replies: 70 · Views: 694,921

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Posted on: Aug 25 2009, 11:38 AM


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Maybe this could help anyone..


JUST A SMALL BUT MEANINGFUL INFO FM ME TO YOU AND YR FRIENDS...

MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE OF H1N1 SINCE IT PRACTICALLY HIT US LIKE A TIME BOMB.....

My staff was crying herself sick on Tuesday morning...was told that her son was
confirmed of H1N1 in his Uni at Kangar, Perlis...worse was that when he was
bedridden 2 days the warden didnt even bother to sent to hospital till his dad came
fm KL and with his friends assistance brought him to GH Kangar....
No one bothered in the hospital and he was put in the normal ward for another 2
days!!! (imagine the amount of people he has infected!!) .....after 2 days and his
eyes were turning yellow and saliva greenish...he was put in quarantined room...
Called his mom to say...minta maaf and ampun la dosa dia, etc...she practically
fainted just telling me the story.. cant do much cos she x have enough money to go
to the north with the father...
First thing we did was made her call the hospital and insist that they sent him to
Sg.Buloh Hospital or any other hospital in KL since they seemed to be more alert and
more equipt...they refused of course...so I sent her off to Kangar the same day to
solve the problem.
Whilst this was happening, SUBHANALLAH, I had a call from one Ustaz who was in town
to "help cure" another H1N1 child in Shah Alam....and was told this simple
prescription by him.....of course kena redha pada ALLAH and niat dengan sesungguh
nya...selawat 3x...
EAT MINIMUM 6 GREEN APPLES A DAY AND FRESH ORANGE JUICE
for those with sore throat please blend the apples and keep on taking till your
fever disappear and yr symtoms are gone....I cannot explain it but the child in Shah
Alam was ok too after taking this tip....

ALHAMDULILLAH. ..my staff's son was given the apple juice for the whole day on
Monday/Tuesday and dengan kuasa ALLAH he was out of the fever yesterday
Wednesday.. . .she called me and was crying on the phone to say that her son was out
of ICU and was able to eat normally...all these happened within just 4 days today
(thursday 6 august)...
This is just to share with my fellow sisters and brothers and hope this small info
could assist others as well, INSYA'ALLAH! !!!!!!!!! No harm in trying and kuasa ALLAH
anything can happen!!!!

p/s: berkongsi citer dari rakan
  Forum: Cakap Kesihatan & Petua · Post Preview: #17922 · Replies: 2 · Views: 3,859

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Posted on: Aug 25 2009, 11:18 AM


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vote for berniaga
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