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  Jan 14 2009, 03:53 PM
Kiriman
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Selalunya...
Lelaki 1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan 2. Sampai kedai makan, masuk 3. Ambik Pinggan 4. Letak nasi 5. Letak Lauk 6. Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali 7. Makan 8. Habis 9. Balik Opis or 10. G surau Perempuan 1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan 2. Perhatikan orang waktu jalan 3. Sempat mengumpat dulu 4. Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki 5. Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri. 6. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu 7. Ramai orang,cari kedai lain. 8. Jalan lagi 9. Dah puas ati..masuk.. 10. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit. 11. Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan 12. Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke?? tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. . 13. Dah puas ati, ambik nasi 14. Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit 15. Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali 16. Buang balik nasi.banyak. . 17. Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput) 18. Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit 19. Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini 20. Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit 21. Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi 22. Jengok lagi? sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling 23. Ambil lauk 24. Pusing lagi 25. Carik sayur pulak! 26. Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit 27. Ke kaunter bayaran 28. Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan 29. Berbisik ngan kawan alaamak byk la aku ambik 30. Sampai depan kaunter berapa? 31. Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah gambar2.. 32. Keluarkan duit 33. Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal) 34. Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi 35.. Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk. 36. Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!! 37. Cari tempat duduk lain 38. Jumpa. Duduk.. 39. Alamak. Air tak order lagi 40. Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung 41. Order air 42. Bangun 43. Ambik sudu 44. Duduk 45. Bangun 46. Ambik Tisu 47. Duduk 48. Air sampai 49. Belek dompet (Step tadi) 50. Bayar 51. Tutup 52. Minum air 53. Start makan 54. Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan 55. Makan separuh..kenyang 56. Sebab dah minum air 57. Letak sudu, letak garpu 58. Pinggan tolak tepi 59. Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap 60. Ngumpat2..tg korang 61. Pukul 2, naik opis.. 62. Ambik beg makeup, g surau!!!!! tapi x semua p/puan cerewet camnie....sudi-sudilkanlah berikan komen.. 
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Mar 1 2009, 09:16 PM
Kiriman
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 Timbalan Pengurus Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 2,582 Sertai: 28-November 08 Daripada: FKEKK No. Ahli: 373 |
QUOTE (ganazz @ Mar 1 2009, 01:10 PM)   ape maksud tersirat nya ni??? |
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Mar 3 2009, 11:06 PM
Kiriman
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 Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,253 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
QUOTE (qifa_87 @ Mar 1 2009, 09:16 PM) ape maksud tersirat nya ni??? off topix ah! coz, pompuan ni.... dia ada satu yg 9 nisbah satu berbanding ngan lelaki....well.... kenapa pompuan suka pakai minyak wangi sampai ber'pengoi'2? walaupun dia orang mesti tau bab haram nih! Nak soh org lelaki hidu? Sembur abis seluruh bodi.... ngan harapan mewangi dr nine 2 five.... pompuan ni ada satu tempat, cukup suka kalo lelaki menghidu. bukan cium! bukan kat tempat yg kebanyakan org lelaki lumrah terfikir.... fikir2 la ya.... balik test sendiri.... --------------------  |
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Mar 4 2009, 11:58 AM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 418 Sertai: 12-July 08 No. Ahli: 5 |
QUOTE (ganazz @ Mar 3 2009, 11:06 PM) off topix ah! coz, pompuan ni.... dia ada satu yg 9 nisbah satu berbanding ngan lelaki....well.... kenapa pompuan suka pakai minyak wangi sampai ber'pengoi'2? walaupun dia orang mesti tau bab haram nih! Nak soh org lelaki hidu? Sembur abis seluruh bodi.... ngan harapan mewangi dr nine 2 five.... pompuan ni ada satu tempat, cukup suka kalo lelaki menghidu. bukan cium! bukan kat tempat yg kebanyakan org lelaki lumrah terfikir.... fikir2 la ya.... balik test sendiri.... tempat mana tu ganazz?? ketiak ke??? ko suka cium ketiak pempuan ke ganazz?? ko mmg ganazzzzzzzzzzzzz!! 
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Mar 20 2009, 05:24 PM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 168 Sertai: 25-January 09 Daripada: Melaka No. Ahli: 629 |
QUOTE (aina_sara @ Mar 4 2009, 11:58 AM) tempat mana tu ganazz?? ketiak ke??? ko suka cium ketiak pempuan ke ganazz?? ko mmg ganazzzzzzzzzzzzz!! hahaha  tp den der bc pper ar dlm kjian prof nth ner nth..die kte cium ktiak gurl kuat seks... pnin jgk kple den tym tue..cm x logik jer.. jap2x korg jgn pk aku bt lak..lompang kang..  |
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Mar 20 2009, 06:24 PM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,253 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
perli ya.... hang tak kan tak tau, pompuan sebenarnya dia sangat suka kalo laki dia menghidu bau (Bukan cium) kat bahagian perot dia
 Lagi power guna idung tu kasi tarik bau bior sampai bunyi KHAW2!!! nanti ada yg dok dengor sora tergelak geli!!!! 
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Mar 20 2009, 10:07 PM
Kiriman
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Timbalan Pengurus Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 2,582 Sertai: 28-November 08 Daripada: FKEKK No. Ahli: 373 |
QUOTE (ganazz @ Mar 20 2009, 06:24 PM) perli ya.... hang tak kan tak tau, pompuan sebenarnya dia sangat suka kalo laki dia menghidu bau (Bukan cium) kat bahagian perot dia Lagi power guna idung tu kasi tarik bau bior sampai bunyi KHAW2!!! nanti ada yg dok dengor sora tergelak geli!!!! bau perut...kenapa suke cam tu plak.. agaknya kalau yang mengandung lagi best kot...besar sikit...byk ruang leh bau.. |
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Mar 21 2009, 12:42 PM
Kiriman
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 Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 425 Sertai: 16-November 08 Daripada: NegeriHangJebat No. Ahli: 252 |
QUOTE (aina_sara @ Mar 4 2009, 11:58 AM) tempat mana tu ganazz?? ketiak ke??? ko suka cium ketiak pempuan ke ganazz?? ko mmg ganazzzzzzzzzzzzz!! bau ketiak pompuan mmg tengik klu x pakai ape2. nk2 klu x mandi 1 ari. leh pengsan siot..!!! hahaha...  
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Mar 21 2009, 02:29 PM
Kiriman
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Timbalan Pengurus Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 2,582 Sertai: 28-November 08 Daripada: FKEKK No. Ahli: 373 |
QUOTE (WaKenaBeb @ Mar 21 2009, 12:42 PM) bau ketiak pompuan mmg tengik klu x pakai ape2. nk2 klu x mandi 1 ari. leh pengsan siot..!!! hahaha... same aje..lelaki pompuan..bau mmg mantooppp... |
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Mar 25 2009, 01:59 AM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 168 Sertai: 25-January 09 Daripada: Melaka No. Ahli: 629 |
QUOTE (cisqo87 @ Mar 21 2009, 02:29 PM) same aje..lelaki pompuan..bau mmg mantooppp... yke mantop den blum lg bau ppuan bpuluh..nt den cube...hahahaha  tp leh sesak nfas x?..seriau jugk.. 
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Mar 25 2009, 11:26 AM
Kiriman
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Timbalan Pengurus Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 2,582 Sertai: 28-November 08 Daripada: FKEKK No. Ahli: 373 |
QUOTE (Carool_87 @ Mar 25 2009, 01:59 AM) yke mantop den blum lg bau ppuan bpuluh..nt den cube...hahahaha tp leh sesak nfas x?..seriau jugk.. ade ke peluh wangi????kalau wangi..deodorants tak laku la..semua nak berpeluh aje.. tapi..kalau makan beras wangi..mesti buang angin dan peluh pon wangi..hahai.. |
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Mar 25 2009, 09:03 PM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 168 Sertai: 25-January 09 Daripada: Melaka No. Ahli: 629 |
QUOTE (cisqo87 @ Mar 25 2009, 11:26 AM) ade ke peluh wangi????kalau wangi..deodorants tak laku la..semua nak berpeluh aje.. tapi..kalau makan beras wangi..mesti buang angin dan peluh pon wangi..hahai.. hang cisqo pndai jer...mkn beras pluh wangi ker..eeee...nk test jer bau la... 
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Mar 25 2009, 11:52 PM
Kiriman
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 Eksekutif Senior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 1,830 Sertai: 19-September 08 Daripada: New Castle No. Ahli: 54 |
Huh....bau ketiak?
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Mar 26 2009, 04:02 PM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,253 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
QUOTE (WaKenaBeb @ Mar 21 2009, 12:42 PM) bau ketiak pompuan mmg tengik klu x pakai ape2. nk2 klu x mandi 1 ari. leh pengsan siot..!!! hahaha... BAU LIMAU!!!!! hahahaha..... ko punya amoi ka????? -------------------- |
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Mar 27 2009, 12:47 AM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 168 Sertai: 25-January 09 Daripada: Melaka No. Ahli: 629 |
QUOTE (ganazz @ Mar 26 2009, 04:02 PM) BAU LIMAU!!!!! hahahaha..... ko punya amoi ka????? Waaa..bau limau..limau bali ke or limau purut..hehehehe
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Apr 13 2009, 07:11 AM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,253 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
 An Ultimate Guide to Wife Commandments The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It’s your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You’ll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure… go ahead The wife means: I don’t want you to The wife says: I’m not upset The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron The wife says: You’re … so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you’re not going to like. The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I’m beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I’m sorry The wife means: You’ll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: All we’re going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I’m coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I’m not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question “What’s wrong?” The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot. The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it. The wife means: I’m still building up steam. written by NeeT -------------------- |
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Apr 27 2009, 09:21 PM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,253 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
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Apr 28 2009, 12:16 AM
Kiriman
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 Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 439 Sertai: 8-April 09 Daripada: Taman Equine/keramat/pchong No. Ahli: 855 |
QUOTE (cisqo87 @ Mar 21 2009, 02:29 PM) same aje..lelaki pompuan..bau mmg mantooppp... hahaha...aku jual minyak..gerenti wangi satu badan...pompuan pon ramai beli...
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Jun 2 2009, 10:28 PM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,253 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
Ciri-ciri wanita berhasrat TINGGI!
1.BERANI BERKATA TIDAK 2.EGOIS DALAM BERCINTA 3.FLEKSIBEL 4.LEBIH BERGAIRAH 5.KONSENTRASI -------------------- |
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Jun 5 2009, 04:18 PM
Kiriman
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 Bukan Eksekutif Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 39 Sertai: 4-November 08 No. Ahli: 161 |
biasalah..yang kompleks tu lah best.
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Jun 5 2009, 04:19 PM
Kiriman
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Bukan Eksekutif Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 39 Sertai: 4-November 08 No. Ahli: 161 |
QUOTE (ganazz @ Apr 27 2009, 09:21 PM) wow..ganazz ni gud informer lah..keep it up k.. -------------------- _______________________________
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