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Jan 14 2009, 03:53 PM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 184 Sertai: 18-November 08 Daripada: klang No. Ahli: 264 |
Selalunya...
Lelaki 1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan 2. Sampai kedai makan, masuk 3. Ambik Pinggan 4. Letak nasi 5. Letak Lauk 6. Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali 7. Makan 8. Habis 9. Balik Opis or 10. G surau Perempuan 1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan 2. Perhatikan orang waktu jalan 3. Sempat mengumpat dulu 4. Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki 5. Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri. 6. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu 7. Ramai orang,cari kedai lain. 8. Jalan lagi 9. Dah puas ati..masuk.. 10. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit. 11. Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan 12. Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke?? tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. . 13. Dah puas ati, ambik nasi 14. Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit 15. Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali 16. Buang balik nasi.banyak. . 17. Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput) 18. Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit 19. Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini 20. Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit 21. Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi 22. Jengok lagi? sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling 23. Ambil lauk 24. Pusing lagi 25. Carik sayur pulak! 26. Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit 27. Ke kaunter bayaran 28. Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan 29. Berbisik ngan kawan alaamak byk la aku ambik 30. Sampai depan kaunter berapa? 31. Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah gambar2.. 32. Keluarkan duit 33. Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal) 34. Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi 35.. Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk. 36. Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!! 37. Cari tempat duduk lain 38. Jumpa. Duduk.. 39. Alamak. Air tak order lagi 40. Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung 41. Order air 42. Bangun 43. Ambik sudu 44. Duduk 45. Bangun 46. Ambik Tisu 47. Duduk 48. Air sampai 49. Belek dompet (Step tadi) 50. Bayar 51. Tutup 52. Minum air 53. Start makan 54. Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan 55. Makan separuh..kenyang 56. Sebab dah minum air 57. Letak sudu, letak garpu 58. Pinggan tolak tepi 59. Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap 60. Ngumpat2..tg korang 61. Pukul 2, naik opis.. 62. Ambik beg makeup, g surau!!!!! tapi x semua p/puan cerewet camnie....sudi-sudilkanlah berikan komen.. |
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Feb 12 2009, 09:47 AM
Kiriman
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Bukan Eksekutif Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 50 Sertai: 9-October 08 Daripada: penang No. Ahli: 108 |
Selalunya... Lelaki 1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan 2. Sampai kedai makan, masuk 3. Ambik Pinggan 4. Letak nasi 5. Letak Lauk 6. Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali 7. Makan 8. Habis 9. Balik Opis or 10. G surau Perempuan 1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan 2. Perhatikan orang waktu jalan 3. Sempat mengumpat dulu 4. Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki 5. Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri. 6. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu 7. Ramai orang,cari kedai lain. 8. Jalan lagi 9. Dah puas ati..masuk.. 10. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit. 11. Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan 12. Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke?? tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. . 13. Dah puas ati, ambik nasi 14. Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit 15. Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali 16. Buang balik nasi.banyak. . 17. Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput) 18. Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit 19. Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini 20. Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit 21. Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi 22. Jengok lagi? sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling 23. Ambil lauk 24. Pusing lagi 25. Carik sayur pulak! 26. Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit 27. Ke kaunter bayaran 28. Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan 29. Berbisik ngan kawan alaamak byk la aku ambik 30. Sampai depan kaunter berapa? 31. Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah gambar2.. 32. Keluarkan duit 33. Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal) 34. Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi 35.. Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk. 36. Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!! 37. Cari tempat duduk lain 38. Jumpa. Duduk.. 39. Alamak. Air tak order lagi 40. Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung 41. Order air 42. Bangun 43. Ambik sudu 44. Duduk 45. Bangun 46. Ambik Tisu 47. Duduk 48. Air sampai 49. Belek dompet (Step tadi) 50. Bayar 51. Tutup 52. Minum air 53. Start makan 54. Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan 55. Makan separuh..kenyang 56. Sebab dah minum air 57. Letak sudu, letak garpu 58. Pinggan tolak tepi 59. Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap 60. Ngumpat2..tg korang 61. Pukul 2, naik opis.. 62. Ambik beg makeup, g surau!!!!! tapi x semua p/puan cerewet camnie....sudi-sudilkanlah berikan komen.. memang pun sllnya mcm ni la..... |
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Mar 1 2009, 01:10 PM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,331 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
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Mar 1 2009, 09:16 PM
Kiriman
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Timbalan Pengurus Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 2,582 Sertai: 28-November 08 Daripada: FKEKK No. Ahli: 373 |
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Mar 3 2009, 11:06 PM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,331 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
ape maksud tersirat nya ni??? off topix ah! coz, pompuan ni.... dia ada satu yg 9 nisbah satu berbanding ngan lelaki....well.... kenapa pompuan suka pakai minyak wangi sampai ber'pengoi'2? walaupun dia orang mesti tau bab haram nih! Nak soh org lelaki hidu? Sembur abis seluruh bodi.... ngan harapan mewangi dr nine 2 five.... pompuan ni ada satu tempat, cukup suka kalo lelaki menghidu. bukan cium! bukan kat tempat yg kebanyakan org lelaki lumrah terfikir.... fikir2 la ya.... balik test sendiri.... -------------------- |
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Mar 4 2009, 11:58 AM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 418 Sertai: 12-July 08 No. Ahli: 5 |
off topix ah! coz, pompuan ni.... dia ada satu yg 9 nisbah satu berbanding ngan lelaki....well.... kenapa pompuan suka pakai minyak wangi sampai ber'pengoi'2? walaupun dia orang mesti tau bab haram nih! Nak soh org lelaki hidu? Sembur abis seluruh bodi.... ngan harapan mewangi dr nine 2 five.... pompuan ni ada satu tempat, cukup suka kalo lelaki menghidu. bukan cium! bukan kat tempat yg kebanyakan org lelaki lumrah terfikir.... fikir2 la ya.... balik test sendiri.... tempat mana tu ganazz?? ketiak ke??? ko suka cium ketiak pempuan ke ganazz?? ko mmg ganazzzzzzzzzzzzz!! -------------------- www.tupperclick.com
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Mar 21 2009, 12:42 PM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 425 Sertai: 16-November 08 Daripada: NegeriHangJebat No. Ahli: 252 |
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Mar 26 2009, 04:02 PM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,331 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
bau ketiak pompuan mmg tengik klu x pakai ape2. nk2 klu x mandi 1 ari. leh pengsan siot..!!! hahaha... BAU LIMAU!!!!! hahahaha..... ko punya amoi ka????? -------------------- |
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Mar 27 2009, 12:47 AM
Kiriman
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Eksekutif Junior Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 168 Sertai: 25-January 09 Daripada: Melaka No. Ahli: 629 |
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Apr 13 2009, 07:11 AM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,331 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
An Ultimate Guide to Wife Commandments The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It’s your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You’ll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure… go ahead The wife means: I don’t want you to The wife says: I’m not upset The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron The wife says: You’re … so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the picture there The wife means: No, I mean hang it there! The wife says: I heard a noise The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep. The wife says: Do you love me? The wife means: I’m going to ask for something expensive. The wife says: How much do you love me? The wife means: I did something today you’re not going to like. The wife says: I’ll be ready in a minute. The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap. The wife says: Am I fat? The wife means: Tell me I’m beautiful. The wife says: You have to learn to communicate. The wife means: Just agree with me. The wife says: Are you listening to me? The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.] The wife says: Yes The wife means: No The wife says: No The wife means: No The wife says: Maybe The wife means: No The wife says: I’m sorry The wife means: You’ll be sorry The wife says: Do you like this recipe? The wife means: You better get used to it The wife says: All we’re going to buy is a soap dish The wife means: I’m coming back with enough to fill this place. The wife says: Was that the baby? The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him The wife says: I’m not yelling! The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question “What’s wrong?” The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot. The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it. The wife means: I’m still building up steam. written by NeeT -------------------- |
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Apr 27 2009, 09:21 PM
Kiriman
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Pengurus Junior Kumpulan: Moderator Kiriman: 5,331 Sertai: 12-November 08 Daripada: aku worang K.L (kg limbong daa) No. Ahli: 223 |
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Jun 5 2009, 04:19 PM
Kiriman
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Bukan Eksekutif Kumpulan: Member Rasmi Kiriman: 39 Sertai: 4-November 08 No. Ahli: 161 |
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