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Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas.

Cikgu : "Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?"

Murid : "Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!"

Cikgu : "Rumputnya mana?"

Murid : "Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,"

Cikgu : "Habis tu, kudanya mana?"

Murid : "Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?":peace:

p/s ; apa da, cikgu, anak murid pun panggil KAU hface.gif
♦محمد أفيق♦
QUOTE (WebZone-_-Attack @ Mar 17 2009, 01:36 PM) *
Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas.

Cikgu : "Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?"

Murid : "Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!"

Cikgu : "Rumputnya mana?"

Murid : "Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,"

Cikgu : "Habis tu, kudanya mana?"

Murid : "Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?":peace:

p/s ; apa da, cikgu, anak murid pun panggil KAU hface.gif

cite pasal KAU ke cite pasal lukisan...kalau cam tu...Abu mesti dpt A++
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QUOTE (cisqo87 @ Mar 17 2009, 01:45 PM) *
cite pasal KAU ke cite pasal lukisan...kalau cam tu...Abu mesti dpt A++


ceritanyea pasal lukisan tu je,

yg komen KAU tu aku punyea , cv.gif
♦محمد أفيق♦
QUOTE (WebZone-_-Attack @ Mar 17 2009, 01:50 PM) *
ceritanyea pasal lukisan tu je,

yg komen KAU tu aku punyea , cv.gif

ade 2 cerita dlm 1...bahasa budaya kita...
aina_sara
anak murid skrg pandai loyar buruk..hehe.
eskep
QUOTE (aina_sara @ Mar 17 2009, 02:57 PM) *
anak murid skrg pandai loyar buruk..hehe.

loyar buruk okey lagik, tak kering gusi... biggrin.gif
ganazz
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.

She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?". Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard."
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